Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I heard you yelling for help but let's be honest, this is New York. The only way people would come running is if you yelled "Free Weed!"

I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me.

Creepy James.

I hate you so much I will get you the Bed Bath and Beyond's plastic punch bowl set as a present. Old-fashioned whore!

Thanks to: tristanandisolde11.blogspot.com

ENHANCE....

No amount of make-up will fix that....

The catch? Its in "Oakview".

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Other People's Rejection Letters edited by Bill Shapiro - Excerpt

...over and over again...

and then there is....

"Pictures for serious bidders"... oh yes!

Starting my Christmas list. Co-worker Phil: Check!

Let's speed up the education reform bill, shall we?

Maybe with enough rubber bands after three years...